The Great Escape: How I Lost Steve and My Dignity on Tinwald’s Toughest Hill Hororata, Canterbury ⛅

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Thus, another win for Steve in our friendly rivalry - the scoreboard now reads 10-6 in my favor.\n\nDespite the personal defeat, the spirit of camaraderie was alive and well. Hats off to the good buggers at Tinwald Cycling Club for another top-notch race. 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